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==== Ode to a database (OpenInsight Specific) ====
=== At 22 OCT 1999 03:04:39PM Phil, the Prince of Insufficent Darkness, Supreme Ruler of Heck wrote: ===
 
{{tag>"OpenInsight Specific"}}
 
<QUOTE>
I am the Grim Deleter

Deleting every post

The stuff you like to read today

Is stuff I target most



If it's obtuse, or witty

Or clever or delightful

I razor every inch of it

Insightful is inciteful



We need some more web censorship

'cause frankly this is fun

I'll vanquish every predicate

before your subject's done



So don't start getting nasty

Or I'll come to your abode

And what I do to postings here

I'll do to all your code



I'll tie up all your customers

and drive them round to Jim's

He'll say it's chic to be "boutique"

Then sell them NLMs



Reapers come and reapers go

But wait until the slaughter....

When I carve away what's good

And take it to Livewater
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=== At 22 OCT 1999 03:40PM Cameron Revelation wrote:  ===

<QUOTE>That's about the funniest poem I've ever read.  You've got us all in stitches.



Cameron Purdy

Revelation Software

</QUOTE>

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=== At 22 OCT 1999 04:14PM Mike Ruane, WinWin Solutions Inc wrote:  ===

<QUOTE>I thought Phil was the Prince on Insufficient Light?

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=== At 22 OCT 1999 04:24PM Kurt Baker (Revelation Software) wrote:  ===

<QUOTE>The poem is very witty, 

we really must admit

I almost shed a tear

before I deleted it



Every Friday is the same

when you post on this forum

We have stated rules

so treat them with decorum



Web censorship is not our goal 

you must understand

Many other companies

would simply have you banned



This must have happened to you before

and you must think you are wiser

but what a little wimp you are

for hiding behind an anonymizer



I know my poetry may

seem a little thin

But I gotta go back to work

and sell more NLMs. 



Really guys, if you want to discuss our rules and regulations,

call me at 978 247-7165.



Kurt

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