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==== Where's Gary? (OpenInsight Specific) ====
=== At 20 FEB 1998 04:31:29AM Andrew P McAuley wrote: ===
 
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Oh well... no gnus is good gnus....



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=== At 20 FEB 1998 07:33AM Cameron Revelation wrote:  ===

<QUOTE>Andrew,



[i]Where's Gary?[/i]



I believe he is in Philly.



Cameron Purdy

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=== At 20 FEB 1998 08:31AM Gary Gnu wrote:  ===

<QUOTE>I'm up to my horns in conversions.  A clients wants to use the DSO (Dangerous Serengeti Object) to convert from Zebra 2.62a to Gazelle 1.0 for Safari NT/2 97.



Trouble is it's time for the Great Migration and I haven't packed, and my good mane is still at the cleaners and this guy keeps changing the new data formats on me.  What's a Gnu to do?



Gary Gnu

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=== At 20 FEB 1998 02:46PM Eric Emu wrote:  ===

<QUOTE>]]What's a Gnu to do?<<

Gnuthing more than that....

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=== At 20 FEB 1998 03:24PM Gary Gnu wrote:  ===

<QUOTE>In Philly?  What kind of pervert do you think I am?



Gary Gnu



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=== At 22 FEB 1998 05:11PM Gary Gnu wrote:  ===

<QUOTE>Oh baby...fly me..oh, sorry...no offence...I mean, you're being a bird and all...just my poultry sense of humour.



A British man walks into a restaurant in Tel Aviv and asks for the chicken special.  The waiter looks and him and says "I'm sorry, but the chicken is off."



A chicken goes into a library, walks up to the librarian and says 'book'.  The librarian hands the chicken a book, the chicken walks out.  The chicken comes back the next day drops off the book, walks up to the librarian and goes 'book book'.  The librarian hands the chicken two books, the chicken walks out.  The chicken comes back the next day drops off the two booka, walks up to the librarian and goes 'book book book'.  The librarian hands the chicken three books, the chicken walk out. The librarian follows the chicken through town, across town, off to the far egde of town.  She sees the chicken hold up the book and say 'book' while the frog looks at it and says 'read it'.





Gary Gnu

If you gnu what I gnu you'd be a new gnu too.

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=== At 22 FEB 1998 11:44PM Orson Okapi wrote:  ===

<QUOTE>Gary, I think we may have met...



Which gnudist colony did you say you were from?



Gnu Caledonia?

Gnu Guinea?

Gnu Hebrides?

Gnu Delhi?

Gnu Territories?



Is your motto:-



Gnuthing ventured, gnuthing gained?

No Gnukes is good Gnukes?

Is that a Gnu in your pocket, or are you just dyslexic?



Is your favourite artist/band:-

Gnu Order

G. NUman

Gnu 2

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=== At 23 FEB 1998 09:58AM Kimberly Kowari wrote:  ===

<QUOTE>Oh Orson, gnu just have to keep staying neck to neck with everyone, don't gnu?



Kim Kowari

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