Time Problems in AREV 3.111 (AREV Specific)
At 01 JUL 1999 01:42:29PM Dana Corson wrote:
Here's a good one.
NT workstations service pack 4.
At 01 JUL 1999 01:51PM Dana Corson wrote:
I accidentally submitted thbis see the other one for the details.
At 01 JUL 1999 01:52PM garygnu@compuserve.com wrote:
Hahahah!
That is a good one. It's almost as good as
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
or
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
or
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?
A stick.
or
A polar bear cub walks up to his father and asks, "Am I a polar bear?"
The father answers "Yes you are son."
"Oh," says the cub and walks away.
The next day the polar bear cub walks up to his father and asks, "Am I a polar bear?"
The father answers "Yes you are son."
"Oh," says the cub and walks away.
Again, the next day the polar bear cub walks up to his father and asks, "Am I a polar bear?"
The father answers "Look son, I'm a polar bear, your mother's a polar bear and you're a polar bear."
"Oh," says the cub and starts to walk away.
The father stops him and asks, "Why do you keep asking me this?"
The cub responds, "Cause I'm freezing Dad!".
garygnu@compuserve.com
At 01 JUL 1999 02:23PM amcauley@sprezzatura.com onmouseover=window.status=why not click here to send me email?;return(true)", [url=http://www.sprezzatura.com" onMouseOver=window.status=Why not click here to visit our web site?';return(true)]Sprezzatura Group[/url] wrote:
I prefer
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
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At 01 JUL 1999 07:20PM Yossarian wrote:
What do you find in a billiard table and a man's trousers?
Pockets!