I am the Grim Deleter

Deleting every post

The stuff you like to read today

Is stuff I target most

If it's obtuse, or witty

Or clever or delightful

I razor every inch of it

Insightful is inciteful

We need some more web censorship

'cause frankly this is fun

I'll vanquish every predicate

before your subject's done

So don't start getting nasty

Or I'll come to your abode

And what I do to postings here

I'll do to all your code

I'll tie up all your customers

and drive them round to Jim's

He'll say it's chic to be "boutique"

Then sell them NLMs

Reapers come and reapers go

But wait until the slaughter….

When I carve away what's good

And take it to Livewater

That's about the funniest poem I've ever read. You've got us all in stitches.

Cameron Purdy

Revelation Software

I thought Phil was the Prince on Insufficient Light?

The poem is very witty,

we really must admit

I almost shed a tear

before I deleted it

Every Friday is the same

when you post on this forum

We have stated rules

so treat them with decorum

Web censorship is not our goal

you must understand

Many other companies

would simply have you banned

This must have happened to you before

and you must think you are wiser

but what a little wimp you are

for hiding behind an anonymizer

I know my poetry may

seem a little thin

But I gotta go back to work

and sell more NLMs.

Really guys, if you want to discuss our rules and regulations,

call me at 978 247-7165.

Kurt

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